Just watched the commercial for an anti-depressant called Abilify.
There's pictures of happy looking middle aged women and what not, while the narrator spends the next 5 minutes talking:
"Call your doctor if your symptoms worsen or if you get thoughts of suicide.
Elderly patients with dementia taking Abilify increase their chances of death or stroke.
Call you doctor if you have high fever, stiff muscles, or confusion, as these may be signs of a life threatening reaction,
or uncontrollable muscle movements, as these can become permanent.
In some cases, high blood pressure can lead to coma or death.
Other risks include dizziness upon standing, decreases in white blood cells which can be serious, seizures, impaired judgment or motor skills, or trouble swallowing."
In other words, if you take Abilify you won't have depression anymore because it's more likely you'll be dead!
How much do companies pay for these retarded commercials?
It's just too funny.
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